MODOK took part in an inter-web contest today. The instructions are as follows: Close your eyes, draw Batman without lifting your pencil.

MODOK completed the task with a mouse, but the results were likely to be similar.

MODOK imagines that Pete Spiderman will be the Marvel character most likely to have a Charlie Sheen meltdown.

Someone has made an Archie fan film/trailer, that is quite honestly, brilliant.

The actors are in their 30s and the writers took the easy way by taking a children's story and adding sex, drugs and violence (I'm looking at you Alan Moore!), however, this is remarkably modern and well done.

MODOK usually finds little pleasure in motivational posters and even less in the Internet memes of demotivate posters.

However, MODOK finds this image and text amusing.

MODOK has discovered the worst sensation in the world: not knowing what is in your mouth.

MODOK's theory is Bats is still just an eight-year old kid in an adult's body. Since Bruce has never gotten over his parent's death, he's stuck at that age; thus his idealized sense of justice, dressing up in a costume based on a childhood fear and only partnering with father figures or children he'd like to befriend.

What can UPS do for MODOK? Deliver packages.

The ambition-challenged driver won't deliver to MODOK's apartment door or even bother leaving a sticky note. The man with the Prince Valiant haircut in the television commercials had better get his house in order before MODOK is forced to take matters into MODOK's own hands with a sharply worded letter or unpleasant phone call.

Allan Moore retelling the first Thanksgiving would be rather weird.

I imagine the plot to include some Indian pumpkin god causing Pilgrims to have lots of sex and use obscure curse words. The Pilgrims would be based European comic strip characters like Tintin, Little Nemo and Asterix, the Indians would be based on Dick Tracy, Popeye and Charlie Brown.

MODOK witnessed the trailer for the SMURFS movie this very morning. Needless today, MODOK was not pleased with what MODOK saw.



MODOK's worst fears came true as it became clear that the SMURFS have been removed from their medieval forest home and transported to New York City. Gone is the charming wordless whistling and la-la-las only to be supplanted by "Wild Thang" by Tone Loc.

Peyo, MODOK shall be your agent of revenge.